Gap Kids Make Cracking Crack Whores
“What should they wear while shooting up?”

Pro-celebrity Prostitution
“Anorexic model, she’s wet and wild
Overleaf a photo of a famine child”

The Man Who Ate Japan
“He munched on Monaco and nibbled bits of Crete”

I'd Like To Formally Ski-Lodge A Complaint
“High altitude, I am in the mood
For table-top strip-tease, an avalanche of sleaze”

Monkey See, Monkey Lifestyle
“Who to invite, designer matters”

Kind Herod’s Baby Milk
“Do not serve with blood on your hands”

Never The Bridesmaid (Always The Bride)
“Old school tie, old school song
Cover up, all along”

Masthead Mecca
“I sank the Tories, in the name of porn
So long Psycho, it left me torn”

Colonel Custard's Creamy Windows
"I'll spread a bit of butter in the gutter
I'll roll mu dough all over your door"

Spontaneous Combustion Engine
"Take a drive, down the road
Never knowing if your vehicle will explode"

Never Piss-off A Penguin
“Up against the walrus, heavyweight too late
Signed and sealed and close the gate, sell by date”

9/11/73
“Death is an indiscriminate cargo
Aimed at New York or Santiago”

Nazi PR Offensive
“With a few backhanders and a little nous
We can get a Nazi in the Big Brother house”

State Funeral Psychosis
“Time to see them dead and gone
And we don’t want to listen to Elton John”

Sunshine State Massacre
“Black vote assassins
Bureaucratic lynching”

Four Star & Stripes
“Milking blood, draught and floor
Velvet rope, baring hope”

Corporate Body Beautiful
“We must not be selfish about our lives
Or the poverty forced on our kids and wives”

Let’s Put This Into Some Kind Of Perspective
(Betty Boo Got Married)
“I really love you, I do
But not as much as I love Betty Boo”